有一位女生 Ling
她觉得同班同学 Y 很美
相比自下
自己丑了许多
可是跟 Y 成为好朋友后
就发现 Y 一直拿自己的样貌跟大明星比
觉得自己不够瘦 不够美
这样比比比 不累才怪
脸颊不比候佩岑美
身材不够蔡依林棒
鼻子比范文芳还扁
胸部不够谢宛谕大
新世纪 新流行
整容便成了现代人的消遣方式
想要割双眼皮
趁午餐时间去诊疗所一趟
出来后便是焕然一新的自己
为自己披上一张新面孔
啊呀有了双眼皮
就得配上尖尖的鼻子
于是再回去
“医生 ，请给我艾希莉辛普森的新鼻子。"
有了新鼻子 有了新自信
但是。。。总觉得少了些什么
要是能够再拥有希拉蕊那般漂白剂颜色的牙齿，
那铁定更加完美无瑕！
现在已经不流行自然了
长得抱歉的人也有了新希望
现代人讲究的是外在美
内涵已经演变成其次了
有多少个女性卸开了妆
少了染眉毛, 假眉毛, 涂口红, 涂唇膏, 粉底，画眉毛，化妆，等等等。。。
还是自然美的呢？
Excuse me, 烫还有染头发都已经不是自然美了！
好莱坞的大明星，
整容就好像吃饭。
整容前没脸见人，
整容了才能出位！
曾经帮多位明星整过容的整容师说：“要是你看到他们整容前的照片，肯定吓死人！”
有些艺人死都不肯让自己的脸蛋与空气结交。一层厚厚的粉底，化妆品便成了他们最佳的保护措施。但是，如果你以为这种在社会上出现的疾病只限于女性艺人，那未必。吴尊早前拜访他的老乡时，因为宗教信仰，被要求把戴在头顶上的帽子脱掉。可，他死都不肯，宁愿冒犯宗教与祖宗也不肯把没整理好的头发对外泄漏。
明星经常做的手术应该就是把胶原纤维注射进嘴唇里。
想拥有类似蔡依林在<<唇唇欲动>>里演唱：“Sexy, pretty & juicy” 般的嘴唇吗？还是像安吉莉娜裘莉被蜜蜂钉般厚厚的嘴唇吗？
这类手术无须花太久时间，通常一个小时以下就能够完成。只是效果是短期。三个月做一次。当然，这不只限于嘴唇。也可以用在脸颊上。这是为了使女性们看起来更年轻。让时光倒流。让岁月在你脸上留下的痕迹倒退。
其实，有些明星是受到压缩的，被迫在自己的脸上动手脚。
整容师等于就是他们的神，改写上帝赐给他们一张张脸孔的命运。难怪现今好莱坞的 “美女” 都是人性化的芭比娃娃，都是同一个 “形” 捏造出来的。
科技变得越来越发达，人就变得越来越笨!
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There was once a girl called Ling. She always thought that her classmate Y was very pretty. Compared to her, Ling felt inferior, looks-wise.However, after becoming friends with Y,
She discovered that Y loved comparing her looks to those of celebrities.
Y thought she wasn't as thin as them,
Y thought she wasn't as pretty as them.
The non-stop comparing was sure to wear out the both of them.
Whose faces weren't as pretty as Patty Hou,
figures weren't as voluptuous as Jolin Tsai,
noses even flatter than Fann Wong's,
and boobs not as gigantic as Fiona Xie's.
This is the new millenium, which surely calls for new trends. Plastic surgery has burgeoned so liberally into our lives and taken the meaning of au natural hostage.
Feel like cutting double eye-lids?
Make a trip down to the surgeon's clinic during lunchtime break, and the person that walks out of that front door will be a whole new you.
After the operation, you stare into the mirror, and big eye peepers assaults you. But you'll be back in the surgeon's office faster than David Copperfield disappearing during a vanishing act. Somehow, you feel like those huge inky orbs should be married off to a high bridge nose.
"Doctor, please give me Ashlee Simpson's new nose."
With a whole new nose, you feel a refreshing new level of confidence. But, somehow, YOU KNOW something else is missing. How nice if those huge eyes and high nose could have an orgy with teeth as white the colour of bleach!
'Dr., I want my teeth to look like theseee.' And, you thrust a magazine at your plastic surgeon, who flips it over and finds Hilary Duff grinning back at him with her eye-blindingly, dazzling white teeth.
Au natural is quickly losing its mass appeal,
All hail the new queen in town, Miss Plastic!
Fugly looking people have some semblence of a hope under the surgeon's knife. After all, it is all about looks these days, inner beauty is the tired-old excuse for ugly-looking people.
How many women when stripped of their make-up - mascara, fake eyelashes, lipstick, foundation, moisturizer etc etc. - is still an au natural beauty? Excuse me, but re-bonding and perming is not considered natural.
To the big stars in Hollywood, going under the knife to refine and sharpen their features is as common as eating. Or maybe, even much more common than eating, considering how most stars don't eat at all. Duh.
No wonder a famous nip-tuck plastic surgeon who has helped many celebrities to fight the demon of ugliness once made this public statement:
'If you were to see them before plastic surgery, it will frighten you to death!'
Some stars simply refuse to let their face meet the acquaintance of daylight, keeping their features tightly (and safely) hidden under two millimeters thick of foundation, make-up and powder. Or, on non make-up days, glasses that threaten to overshadow their entire face (suits their purpose pretty fine), or hippie caps on bad or ungroomed hair days.
But, in case you think this epidemic disease is only prevalent among female celebs, think again.
Wu Zun was recently reported to have adamantly refused to take his cap off when he when back to his hometown to visit a religious place. In short, he would rather offend his ancestors and godfathers than risk exposing his untamed mane to the public.
The most common nip-tuck operation is perhaps, injecting collagen into the lips. The answer to "Sexy, pretty & juicy" lips as sung by Jolin Tsai in "Attraction of Sexy Lips", and Angelina Jolie's bee-stung lips, can be found in that little tube of liquified serum.
The perfect way of getting some work done on your face during your lunchtime break, as it takes less than an hour to do so. The effects aren't very lasting though, so it is recommended that the job is done once every three months. Of course, this line of operation is not only limited to your lips, as it can also be done onto your face to make you look younger.
Lose those wrinkles, and erase those imprints that the nefarious culprit, otherwise known as time, has trampled all around your face.
To tell the truth, celebrities aren't to blame as they often fall victim to peer pressure. The plastic surgeon is like their God, rewriting the tragedy that is their god-given face, and together with it, their fates. Is it any wonder then, that Hollywood female artistes are all humanised barbie dolls, all emerging from the same type of 'mould'?
Technology doesn't necessarily make, us humans any smarter.
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