the death of a loved one

❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
girl im suffering from a heartbreak
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
becoz my beloved jus died..
sweet ★ promises says:
ok im gg to type WHAT
sweet ★ promises says:
but i think you're talking bt e JJ serial right
sweet ★ promises says:
=)
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
NO I'M TALKING ABOUT REAL LIFE
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
AND I'M REALLY UPSET
sweet ★ promises says:
WHAT ? ?
sweet ★ promises says:
WHO ? ?
sweet ★ promises says:
JJ died ? ?
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
AND VERY DEPRESSED
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
I COULDN'T SLEEP OR EAT PROPERLY EVEN.
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
NO. NOT JJ.
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
ITS MY DARLING.
sweet ★ promises says:
i thot ur darling IS jj
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE IN MY LIFE.
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
GET IT?
sweet ★ promises says:
ohmygod is it really a person ?
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
MY SONY ERICSSON PHONE DIED YESTERDAY NIGHT LA
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
VERY DEPRESSING CAN
sweet ★ promises says:
OH GOSSSH you gave me a heart break can!
sweet ★ promises says:
but thats still terrible news !!
sweet ★ promises says:
how
sweet ★ promises says:
you dropped into e bowl isit
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
YES
sweet ★ promises says:
what you really did ! TSK !
sweet ★ promises says:
i hope it was a CLEAN bowl
sweet ★ promises says:
=P
sweet ★ promises says:
but ew, toilet bowl =P
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
yeah. and it was a toilet bowl full of shit
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
becoz i haven flushed it yet
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
and the hp dropped in
sweet ★ promises says:
YUCKS tell me you are SO kidding
sweet ★ promises says:
then you deserve to have it die on you after such humiliation !!
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
no i'm not kidding
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
i'm totally serious
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
and u know what else?
sweet ★ promises sent 4/23/2008 5:03 PM:
oh gosh it better be sth not worse than what you've alrdy told me
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
well actually it is
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
but if i tell you, you must promise me not to tell anyone else
sweet ★ promises says:
WAIT I KNOW
sweet ★ promises says:
you took it out w ur bare hands amidst e shit !!
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
OMG, how did u know?????!!!
sweet ★ promises says:
YOU SO DID NOT DO THAT !!
sweet ★ promises says:
dont you have gloves or anything like tt ? ?
sweet ★ promises says:
TONGS ?
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
how else was i supposed to take it out?
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
it was a public toilet, for goodness sakes!!
sweet ★ promises says:
hahhahahaha
sweet ★ promises says:
oh man
sweet ★ promises says:
tissues! LOTS OF TISSUES
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
but that was not what i was going to tell you
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
i was going to tell you something else
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
but then u must promise not to tell anyone?
sweet ★ promises says:
zip mouth shut and throws key out e window
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
ok la its kinda like a secret
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
you see
❤ The Chocolate Writing System ❤ says:
actually, i'm harry potter, and every night, i fly around on a broomstick, and if i touch water, i turn into a mermaid

I might as well mention to you, dear readers, that this is the very same friend who once believed me when I told her I was working as a fireman (or woman). "I put out a fire and saved an entire family today," I said, and she took in every word faithfully, in the same way a Christian believes in the words of the Holy Bible.

The real truth of the death of my handphone is a lot less carnival-fanfare. I forgot to take it out of my jacket and soaked the whole thing in water.